Tour de Brooklyn Leg 2 Brooklyn #468 Start: 36th St and 4th Avenue Transit: ND (Express) MR (local) to 36th St.
C*ntcake and Rebecca
Wednesday July 8 7:00 pm
NYC #1327 Start: Columbus Circle/Merchants Gate Transit: A,B,C,D,1 to 59th Street/Columbus Circle
Wet Connection (with Special Guest Star
Friday July 10 7:15 pm
GGFM #225 Start: tba Transit: tba
Lauren and Rich W.
Saturday July 11 6:00 pm
Summertime Beach Boondoggle Hash Special #46 Start: Stop n Shop Parking Lot, Boston Post Road, Milford CT (West side, by closed Planet Fitness) Transit: 4:07 out of Grand Central, arrives Milford 5:42. Call 1-386-383-0953 prior to leaving Grand Central so we can get ahead count for vehicles to get you to the On-On Click here for more details.
Poles and Icebox
Saturday July 11 7:00 pm
The Long Island Hash Presents a Toga R*n LI #43 Start: Bethpage LIRR Station Transit: LIRR to Bethpage
(Take 6:16pm from NY Penn, arriving in Bethpage at 7:04pm) There will be a prize for most innovative costume.
$30 donation to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society includes
all the draft beer and wine from 9 to 12 you can down-down, plus food.
A band called Karma will be playing pop and dance medleys.
Bring a flashlight !! Toga! Toga! Toga!
Mel "Bug Juice" Conste
(516) 848-5416 melcon99@aol.com
Eric "Bodhisattva" Borg
After two years spent studying your hashing habits, I have come to the
conclusion that while you call yourselves the Brooklyn Hash, you are engaging
in false advertising by doing so. I have extensively reviewed your records, and
the only evidence I can find of your hashing anywhere besides the Brownstone
Brooklyn/Williamsburg areas occurred when someone named DBB took you to
Bay Ridge and Bushwick during something called a White Trash Hash. I also
unearthed a rather shameful period last August during which you started at the
same location (i.e., the Lorimer L stop) three weeks in a row. Perhaps
it would be more accurate to call yourselves the “Park Slope/Carroll
Gardens/Cobble Hill/Occasionally Williamsburg” hash. Although I do allow this
is rather a mouthful and hard to put on a T-shirt.
I have spoken to your superiors on the Committee and they have come up with a
solution to this most pressing problem: the Tour de Brooklyn.
For this Tour, the Committee will work with your hares to r*n you on a circuit
around the borough of Brooklyn. Starting near the Brooklyn Bridge on June 29,
each trail will run through a new section of Brooklyn and will include a check,
toward the end, that marks the start of the following week’s trail. The Tour
will hit all major neighborhoods – from DUMBO to Coney Island, from Sheepshead
Bay to Greenpoint – and by August 31 will have worked its way back to where it
started. For obvious reasons, such as “How the hell do I find an on-in in New
Utrecht?” certain allowances may be made.
Although experiencing more of your home borough should be reason enough to
complete the circuit in its entirety, the Committee has added the following
incentive: free commemorative T-shirts will be awarded to all those who attend
every hash on the Tour. (In case you are wondering how the drunkards on the
Committee will remember who cums and who doesn’t, I will be taking attendance.)
I look forward to seeing a vast improvement on this matter of false advertising
at your review next year.
