This sheet/rag's theme is no, not Clinton, but holidays: we got all of them this year. So the WW Hash proceeded to have a very happy Thanksgiving thanks to foreign Joint Masters Jerry and Vince in some big cheery hole in the wall with black and white tiles on the floor just south of Houston Street and on the western fringe of alphabet city. The run however did not circumvent this delightful neighborhood, it transitted it, went across it, through and through it using a very neat v sort of check in Thompson Square Park, which was full full full of people, leading all of us to go the other (wrong) way. And, true to style, when it is safest to run fast, it is always most safest for FRBs never to pack mark. If you don't believe me, just ask Miho.

It was lots of fun though - people always turn up from God knows where for special runs - this time Saudi Arabia via Toronto, and Marion was there hidden at a table with Heidi. Now, you won't believe this - the hare of this Monday's white trash run in yes White-stone did not think he was seeing straight when we got such Neanderthals/ invalids to set the Christmas run. Thank God they don't/can't run all the time, or they would never have agreed. If you are sick of reading white trash don't worry. No more till a month from now at least. (Although for those of you who are politically starved, the GA is now over), but even Joint Masters have to go away sometime.

And I got to find out that guess what, I had it in me to sell shirts. Well it's the first time I ever tried anything like that, but if they stand all day and do it in the markets in Africa, why not. SO, on Wednesdays the original snowflake sweatshirt, guaranteed to keep you warm even though it is getting cold, costs below cost: $ 15. Best Christmas present anybody ever thought of. And it's even ready before Christmas. Wanna know why? It was planned for Christmas last year. Just don't tell anybody.

OK, so this isn't much of a writeup, I spent all my super valuable time trying to get the newsletter format to fit inside its borders - actually we made tons of money off you all for the kitty. Never mind. I am sure there was an invading scribe in all those blown up numbers of Sunday hashers. I'd love to see what they had to say.

And any time you want to set an invading hash or throw and invading party I will be more than happy to lend a helping hand. Hope you all got your turkey or other bird somewhere, cause we got Mexican parading as Vietnamese.

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2 ul and 2 ul a GOOD NIGHT