3 MARCH - JIMMY AKHBARI'S HAREM RUN W/ BARBARA & MONICA

So, as he was on his way out - of the office, of the bar, of the country, Jimmy decided what the New York/Amsterdam or any other similar locations such as Bayside hash needed was names. Prize will be awarded for the first to come up with a good one for him. Here's to the ladies. Welcome back Diane - although too sick and injured (one of those Club Med things) to run, she still looked great. I think being away from the hash have the same effect as being away from the office (for a long time, I mean). Of course two different ladies kept us all, glued, in front of the TV, but they are long forgotten now. The locals comments were unbeatable - kind of thing you would and never should watch at home unless you invited a party of Hashers (leave that to Elaine). Well, we were laughing solid for more than an hour, at each other - all 5 of us but of course I can't remember any of the jokes now and barely either of the ladies. Lots of fun so thank God for wet weather well marked short trail hares that keep the hash going. By the way Jimmy, I think the people at that hash are the only ones who are actually dropping out so you see, not only trails go around in circles. The rest of the space in this column is for the hare write-up Kyle promised me.